burning coal eyes got me hypnotised.

Friday, December 4, 2009

boring statuses

Have you realised how perpetually boring relationship statuses are on social networking sites? Ditto Facebook, Myspace and Friendster are no different.
For us, it's usually Single/ In a Relationship, and for those people who want to make their life sound more juicy- It's Complicated. Like seriously, I've seen people whose statuses have remained It's Complicated for the past 6 months. Either he really has issues, or he's just plain bad at scoring.
But I won't blame people for It's Complicated. It sounds less boring and cliche than Single. Why call it Single? It makes someone sound boring and unattractive.
If I were the creator of Facebook or something, I'll come up with more descriptive statuses, not grouping people in general. Like
1) Single but unavailable
2) Desperately desperate
3) Can't get over my ex
4) Feeling unfaithful
5) Just rejected, no mood for love
6) I don't need no man
But anyway for the last option, it's like negative x negative so it becomes positive so it still becomes a desperate call for I need a man, yo. Gettit? Of course you don't.
Heh I just wasted 1 minute of your precious time, you can continue on your bloghopping now bye.

[edit] Going to the Botanical Gardens tomorrow morning with my aunts! [/edit]

Sunday, November 29, 2009

know the truth

I thought I was totally over you until I saw that little status message that sent my heart into a flip. I don't care who it's referring too, but I just can't help it.
Seeking some help from people now- I'm really thankful for the both of you :) And my problems suddenly seem so minute and stupid, it's just confusion in my head.
Okay goodnight world :)

Babies come from Coke cans. (Mary and Max)
Love pops up when you shake coke bottles, along with the carbon dioxide and other gross things. Love isn't always a bed of roses. It's mixed with something tangy and sweet. Sometimes it makes you feel uncomfortable, sometimes it quenches your thirst after a long spell of -something-
Blah I suck at being philosophical so I shan't entertain anymore thoughts from now goodnight!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

a twisted origin

Have you heard of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer?
Of course you have.
Have you heard about his scandalous history?
Of course you haven't. It was just dug out today.
This is a story concocted by Mary, me and Grace Tan. Mary sang, I added in all the gritty-swotty details, Grace provided us info about a certain crabby island. So here goes.

Once upon a time, there was a reindeer named Rudolph. He had a red nose and was the pride of his red-nosed reindeer family.
One day, he went into town and met a pink-nosed reindeer, Pinky. They fell in love.
However, Rudolph's family frowned upon their decision to get married because they were racist, feeling that red was better than pink.
So Rudolph and Pinky eloped to Christmas Island where they met a fatass named Santa. Santa gave them the dirty job of transporting the presents, which both star-crossed lovers accepted gracefully.
Rudolph and Pinky had a baby, with a rose-pink nose. Her name was Rosy.
But Christmas Island was known for their vast population of crabs. So Rosy was bitten to death. Rudolph and Pinky were devastated, and became infertile.
They adopted a baby polar bear to put them out of their misery.
After the death of beloved Rosy, Rudolph and Pinky hated crabs to the core and swore to exterminate the whole crab population in Christmas Island.
Santa the Employer found a greater good for his presents, too. He threw the big, heavy bag of presents onto the shore where the crabs would be found, crushing the poor crabs' shells and killing them.

The End :)

Btw, most Thailand photos are up on Facebook,
YES Camp was so-so, but I have a lot to be thankful of,
and
themed subject photos are @ rocketfulofpie.

-And I wonder if I've ever crossed your mind
For me, it happens all the time

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Invalid

I'm back!

Okay, I was really contemplating if I should join Facebook or not, and I'm in. Thanks to Miss Low. She told me something that left a deep impression on me.
"It's not for yourself, Celeste. It's for the Thai buddies."
And I was totally enlightened, I tell you.
I didn't want a Facebook account because I was selfish. I wanted to stand out from the crowd, be a non-conformist, show the whole world I could survive without Facebook. And oh, it's also because of my pride. I knew if I joined, a lot of people would start suaning me about it. But then, how else do I connect with the Thai buddies? They're coming over next year, and I totally can't wait. And I still gotta tag some people's photos. And stuff. Think about it- it's for the greater good! For the Thai buddies, Singapore friends, and most importantly, myself.
:D
Enough of the emotional crap, here are excerpts of some conversations.

(in the elephant show)
Kellie: Hey Leste! are those Scouts and Brownies?
Me: OMG yes! I didn't know there were Scouts and Brownies in Thailand!
-Kellie shoots me a 'duh' face-
Kellie: Eh their uniforms are not brown leh!
Me: Yeah I know, it's green.
Kellie: Then we call them 'Brownies' for what?
Me: Then call them 'Greenies' lor.

(in the plane)
Kellie: We're landing. Can you feel the wheels coming out? (from beneath the plane)
Me: All I can feel is my butt vibrating
Kellie: Leste!

(in Suvarnabhumi Airport)
Kellie: Oh my god Leste, I'm going to die.
Me: Kellie, you've said this like, 4 times today!
Kellie: 3 times.
Me: 4 times, ever since we met in school. We met at 6, now it's 12, so in 6 hours you say it 4 times. In 1 day, you say it 16 times, minus your sleeping time, it's around 12 times. In 1 month, you say it 360 times.
Kellie: I'm going to die one day, anyway. So it doesn't matter if I say it today, or tomorrow.

P.S. 'Leste' is pronounced as lestee

Saturday, November 21, 2009

When I see an elephant fly

THAILAND IS DA BOMBZ.
Although I'm still a little miffed that I missed Legend of the Seeker and Barbie and the Three Muskeeteers :(
Oh and I'm creating a fb account. I'm declaring the Declaration of Independence invalid because that would be very selfish. I have a lot of friends' photos and if I don't share with them and they don't share with me then all the memories would be nothing.
Anyway yesterday we saw an elephant circus. My fave shot is the one when the elephants played basketball, it was super cool can!

And today Milk's family brought me to the beach. Camwhored a lot, like seriously and we were like damn lucky I saw an elephant walking past and I fed it with food and there were even pictures yay how do I put it- I LOVE ELEPHANTS TO THE MAX!

And yesterday I posed for a picture where my leg was right up an elephant (made out of grass)'s ass. Shortly afterwards the teacher said that "In Thailand, the elephant is a very sacred animal" and I was like, "WHOOPS" so no kick-in-the-ass picture haha.
And in Thailand, all the jumpshots never fail. I love the jumpshots like WHOOPDEEDOO. Introducing moi, Mint and Milk.

Okay I shall bathe now hahahaha bye. Can you believe it? It's already 12plus in Singapore hahahaha loserrs. I will visit the King's Palace tomorrow. Just now the dad asked me if I wanted sightseeing or shopping. As much as I would love to spend the SGD300+ I brought there, I'll take culture anytime. Besides I already got myself 3 t-shirts, they are really pretty. Kellie and Deon got matching ones with me.
Okay byee.


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Ditto Facebook, Myspace and Friendster are no different. For us, it's usually Single/ In a Relationship, and for those people who want to make their life sound more juicy- It's Complicated. Like seriously, I've seen people whose statuses have remained It's Complicated for the past 6 months. Either he really has issues, or he's just plain bad at scoring. But I won't blame people for It's Complicated. It sounds less boring and cliche than Single. Why call it Single? It makes someone sound boring and unattractive. If I were the creator of Facebook or something, I'll come up with more descriptive statuses, not grouping people in general. Like 1) Single but unavailable 2) Desperately desperate 3) Can't get over my ex 4) Feeling unfaithful 5) Just rejected, no mood for love 6) I don't need no man But anyway for the last option, it's like negative x negative so it becomes positive so it still becomes a desperate call for I need a man, yo. Gettit? Of course you don't. Heh I just wasted 1 minute of your precious time, you can continue on your bloghopping now bye. [edit] Going to the Botanical Gardens tomorrow morning with my aunts! [/edit] 12:44 PM Sunday, November 29, 2009 know the truth I thought I was totally over you until I saw that little status message that sent my heart into a flip. I don't care who it's referring too, but I just can't help it. Seeking some help from people now- I'm really thankful for the both of you :) And my problems suddenly seem so minute and stupid, it's just confusion in my head. Okay goodnight world :) Babies come from Coke cans. (Mary and Max) Love pops up when you shake coke bottles, along with the carbon dioxide and other gross things. Love isn't always a bed of roses. It's mixed with something tangy and sweet. Sometimes it makes you feel uncomfortable, sometimes it quenches your thirst after a long spell of -something- Blah I suck at being philosophical so I shan't entertain anymore thoughts from now goodnight! 11:42 PM Saturday, November 28, 2009 a twisted origin Have you heard of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer? Of course you have. Have you heard about his scandalous history? Of course you haven't. It was just dug out today. This is a story concocted by Mary, me and Grace Tan. Mary sang, I added in all the gritty-swotty details, Grace provided us info about a certain crabby island. So here goes. Once upon a time, there was a reindeer named Rudolph. He had a red nose and was the pride of his red-nosed reindeer family. One day, he went into town and met a pink-nosed reindeer, Pinky. They fell in love. However, Rudolph's family frowned upon their decision to get married because they were racist, feeling that red was better than pink. So Rudolph and Pinky eloped to Christmas Island where they met a fatass named Santa. Santa gave them the dirty job of transporting the presents, which both star-crossed lovers accepted gracefully. Rudolph and Pinky had a baby, with a rose-pink nose. Her name was Rosy. But Christmas Island was known for their vast population of crabs. So Rosy was bitten to death. Rudolph and Pinky were devastated, and became infertile. They adopted a baby polar bear to put them out of their misery. After the death of beloved Rosy, Rudolph and Pinky hated crabs to the core and swore to exterminate the whole crab population in Christmas Island. Santa the Employer found a greater good for his presents, too. He threw the big, heavy bag of presents onto the shore where the crabs would be found, crushing the poor crabs' shells and killing them. The End :) Btw, most Thailand photos are up on Facebook, YES Camp was so-so, but I have a lot to be thankful of, and themed subject photos are @ rocketfulofpie. -And I wonder if I've ever crossed your mind For me, it happens all the time 10:26 PM Wednesday, November 25, 2009 Invalid I'm back! Okay, I was really contemplating if I should join Facebook or not, and I'm in. Thanks to Miss Low. She told me something that left a deep impression on me. "It's not for yourself, Celeste. It's for the Thai buddies." And I was totally enlightened, I tell you. I didn't want a Facebook account because I was selfish. I wanted to stand out from the crowd, be a non-conformist, show the whole world I could survive without Facebook. And oh, it's also because of my pride. I knew if I joined, a lot of people would start suaning me about it. But then, how else do I connect with the Thai buddies? They're coming over next year, and I totally can't wait. And I still gotta tag some people's photos. And stuff. Think about it- it's for the greater good! For the Thai buddies, Singapore friends, and most importantly, myself. :D Enough of the emotional crap, here are excerpts of some conversations. (in the elephant show) Kellie: Hey Leste! are those Scouts and Brownies? Me: OMG yes! I didn't know there were Scouts and Brownies in Thailand! -Kellie shoots me a 'duh' face- Kellie: Eh their uniforms are not brown leh! Me: Yeah I know, it's green. Kellie: Then we call them 'Brownies' for what? Me: Then call them 'Greenies' lor. (in the plane) Kellie: We're landing. Can you feel the wheels coming out? (from beneath the plane) Me: All I can feel is my butt vibrating Kellie: Leste! (in Suvarnabhumi Airport) Kellie: Oh my god Leste, I'm going to die. Me: Kellie, you've said this like, 4 times today! Kellie: 3 times. Me: 4 times, ever since we met in school. We met at 6, now it's 12, so in 6 hours you say it 4 times. In 1 day, you say it 16 times, minus your sleeping time, it's around 12 times. In 1 month, you say it 360 times. Kellie: I'm going to die one day, anyway. So it doesn't matter if I say it today, or tomorrow. P.S. 'Leste' is pronounced as lestee 8:30 PM Saturday, November 21, 2009 When I see an elephant fly THAILAND IS DA BOMBZ. Although I'm still a little miffed that I missed Legend of the Seeker and Barbie and the Three Muskeeteers :( Oh and I'm creating a fb account. I'm declaring the Declaration of Independence invalid because that would be very selfish. I have a lot of friends' photos and if I don't share with them and they don't share with me then all the memories would be nothing. Anyway yesterday we saw an elephant circus. My fave shot is the one when the elephants played basketball, it was super cool can! And today Milk's family brought me to the beach. Camwhored a lot, like seriously and we were like damn lucky I saw an elephant walking past and I fed it with food and there were even pictures yay how do I put it- I LOVE ELEPHANTS TO THE MAX! And yesterday I posed for a picture where my leg was right up an elephant (made out of grass)'s ass. Shortly afterwards the teacher said that "In Thailand, the elephant is a very sacred animal" and I was like, "WHOOPS" so no kick-in-the-ass picture haha. And in Thailand, all the jumpshots never fail. I love the jumpshots like WHOOPDEEDOO. Introducing moi, Mint and Milk. Okay I shall bathe now hahahaha bye. Can you believe it? It's already 12plus in Singapore hahahaha loserrs. I will visit the King's Palace tomorrow. Just now the dad asked me if I wanted sightseeing or shopping. As much as I would love to spend the SGD300+ I brought there, I'll take culture anytime. Besides I already got myself 3 t-shirts, they are really pretty. Kellie and Deon got matching ones with me. Okay byee. 11:11 PM